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 I don’t know why I’m always feeling really, really, really horny!!! |
 Now see what you have done!!!! |
 Ooooh, Baby!!!! You rock my world!!!!! |
 Whew!!!!!!!! That was great Hun!!! Did you feel it too? |
 I know this is love, because it hurts like hell. |
 You told me you two were just friends |
 Ahaaaa!! I caught you!!! |
 Thinking about you… |
 It was just an accident. It just popped out. |
 It was just an accident. It just popped out. |
 Happy New Year from your friends card |
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A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually accommodated. An eye-level panel slid open and a female voice asked what he wanted. "I want to get screwed," said the man. "Okay, mister, but this is a private club, so slip 20 bucks as an initiation fee through the mail slot," answered the voice. The man slid his $20 bucks in, the panel was closed. Minutes passed and nothing happened. He began to pound on the door insistently, and the panel slid open again. "Hey," exclaimed the sport, "I want to get screwed!" "What?" said the voice, "Again?" |
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All jokes aside. This is NOT a porn site. Be intelligent enough to know the difference. Treat women with respect. In that way, a little sexual humor does no harm.If you decide to sign up with Elena’s Models, it is FREE to join, and to post your profile, but do not be cheap. The women look for a man who is stable and capable (in more ways than sex). Sign up and pay for a membership if you want to attract the right woman for you. |